guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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(Source: guy)

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

(Source: functionallydisabled)

meowed:

are you a red light bc stop

alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying

claphne:

child

why u scream


(Source: arminnies)

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